dry banana hippy hat?

theshitpostcalligrapher:

yd12k:

definitelynotlazav:

protectcosette:

doubleca5t:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

fun fact I finally got into contact properly with OP so they get a cut of this ‘ol gal’s print sales $$$:

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asteroidtroglodyte:

kedreeva:

esoomris:

guerrillatech:

Wow…. so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person…… to save the lives of many people…. who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

Originally posted by recurring-polynya

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mylittleredgirl:

scifiisforgirlsgaystheys:

RIP Carrie Fisher you would’ve loved sticking it to the man during the actors’ strike

op: #carrie up in heaven being like🖕🖕🖕🖕#“fuck them up kids!’’

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gavemeahome:

stevetony by @terri_fried

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niertism:

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

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badaxefamily:

sea-anon:

sosaidsaigonsyl:

pardonmewhileipanic:

curvyandcrafty:

asgardreid:

sinbadism:

sensitivemoss:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

drunkvanity:

somegirlshaveglitterintheirveins:

His name is Sam. And he knits jumpers

And then takes photos 

Of himself in front of the things that inspired them

And he just makes me so happy

Because he has such great talent

And he is everything I want to be in life

You go, Sam. You live your dreams

thank u 

A+ quality blog content. 

A perfect human.

TWO shark sweaters

This is like, double art.

I’m a pretty experienced knitter and even one of these sweaters is an impressive accomplishment. I’m kind of flabbergasted right now. Sam is killing it.

the level of skill, and then the photos themselves in which Sam is wearing a jumper that goes with the theme of the photo?! 10/10

Sam nails life 24/7

H o w

legend

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proudfreakmetarusonniku:

lanalovestay:

crazy that anyone thinks barbie is “anti-man” when it literally depicted the ways society also has a set of rules for men and how they feel empty having their worth be defined by their girlfriends, material goods, and their expression of masculinity — and how boys are victim to falling down an alt-right pipeline trying to get that value back. even when it’s all said and done and ken cries, and barbie tells him it’s okay, he’s embarrassed and says he shouldn’t be — but barbie talks him through how it’s important. where are all of the men’s mental health warriors now?? how is it anti-man when barbie acknowledged the emotional suppression men face at the hands of the patriarchy as well?

… I need to watch this movie asap

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penandinkprincess:

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

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etaka:

samwisefamgee:

nerdreamer:

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bugstomp:

DJ Joint Custody turning up every other weekend 

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